You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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