Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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