just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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