i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize