She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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