I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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