I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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