I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Your cock deserves a montage
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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