How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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