Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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