you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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