Me too!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize