Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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