Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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