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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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