its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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