Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If its not for food we ain't going out.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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