i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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