He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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