Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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