why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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