The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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