If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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