Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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