Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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