with your own penis?
Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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