When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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