i permit you to call me
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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