Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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