Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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