that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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