So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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