do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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