Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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