You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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