I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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