Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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