Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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