love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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