Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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