Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
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so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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