I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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