The best revenge is premature balding
you didnt know i had herpes?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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