Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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