I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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