So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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