But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Randomize
