He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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