So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Where did you get a picture of my penis
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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