ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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